Mat is objectively the best character, hands down.
I've read as many of the Sword of Truth books as I could stomach and I would vastly prefer Xena.
I think she's starting off on the left foot.
They just reach into their computer case and tickle the pins on the CPU when they want to initialize PID 1.
Dewey in Malcolm in the Middle putting his head on the scale, lifting his head up to see the number, and saying "Zero!"
There's a scene where a giant robot knight stabs the crap out of a giant ball that looks like the Epcot Center.
Mistreat your altar boys long enough, and this is what you get.
Gember affirming care
"Welcome... to NIGHTvale."
I just sed -i 's/bookworm/trixie/g' /etc/apt/sources.list.d/*
Or flying into the sun?