areakode

joined 3 months ago
[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 2 points 3 days ago

You ever been to Dodge City, Kansas?

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Time to turn it over to the next generation. Oh wait. The next generation already hit retirement age!

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 8 points 4 days ago

Oh no. That's terrible... Which waterways specifically?

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 44 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They had a focus group, and it turns out "Economy Slaves" wasn't viewed as highly as anticipated...

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 19 points 6 days ago

There's definitely a concept of a plan... to get started planning... Or is that health care? We're two weeks away from a plan!

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 4 points 6 days ago

When the toddler watches your eyes for half the time. "Watch! You're not looking!"

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 2 points 6 days ago

Celebrating 4/20 the same way I do every morning: slowing down the inner monolog with some weed.

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imigrants are bad. Claiming to be an immigrant makes me bad. Therefore I should pay my share and blame immigration for me having to pay. And that's just math...

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