Maybe there isn't one....
WildPalmTree
The word "legitimate" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there, bro.
I'd go, but you would have to pay me for the risk, insure me over the ears and have a lawyer on standby.
I can do it to. Selectively by ear. This article seem to consider it highly unusual
but from the last time I saw this skill making the internet rounds, it's not entirely unusual, as far as I can remember. It had comorbidity with easily being startled or something as well. If you are curious, a few minutes of search or AIing should have the correct information.
You can push liquid through them too. Makes it look like you are crying milk/blood/whatever.
Shit happens. As long as he comes back nude, no one is the wider. (Taps head.)
Wheels withing wheels withing wheels....
Welcome to the glorious world of managing. It sounds great but it required attention, a calm demeniour and corrections/adjustments. There is no free lunch on the corporate ladder of shit. You might dig the hole, plan the hole, supervise the hole. Only the man that owns the hole is getting a free lunch in this long centipede of shit.
"The only winning move is not to play."
True. But many people can justify it ethically.
If ever there was a chance....
I'd put a frame around it and make it a feature.