[-] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

If you see a truck in Canada with our flag on it, high probability it's also got an 'F Trudeau' sticker and an asshole driver.

[-] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

Even more ridiculous is that according to this article the agreement even extends to the free trials, even if they don't extend past the trial period.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8jl0ekjr0go

[-] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Missing the swirl option: child befriends zombie, then convinces zombie to commit war crimes. That's the child you must fear the most.

[-] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Had to walk to school, uphill both ways in -40C everyday, all year. Things were better back then.

[-] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge ~~bats~~ parrots, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?"

Fear and Loathing in the Pet Store.

[-] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

"For those who don’t know, New Year’s in Russia is like Christmas in the west."

So you're saying Putin is the Grinch who stole New Years? That checks.

[-] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

The joke is that they embrace the behaviour they otherwise look down upon when they play the game. Nothing to do with games causing people to become violent.

Side note: Johnny?

[-] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You forgot to insert the obligatory national sentence ender: "Sorry".

You'll have to be sent off for mandatory re-Caneducation training. Please be sure to arrive wearing your standard issue plaid shirt, and toque. Tim Hortons coffee will be served and there is a 3 three drink minimum.

Sorry.

Edit: grammer/clarification.

[-] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

That's Coke brand flour. No responsible AI image generator would let you show spider-man sniff a pile of cocaine.

[-] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Even worse, here in Canada at the Sobeys owned stores, you can opt to use your own reusable bag (plastic grocery bags are now outlawed) but if you do they prompt an employee to come check your bags. They never actually check, but if there isn't an attendant around you just have to wait there until they notice and end the prompt. I waited for 10 minutes the other day because the employee went off for a break or something.

Edit: spelling

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