SpoonyBard

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[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

It doesn’t affect me. That being said “policing” is a hyperbole. Obviously no one is forcing people to swear, they are just giving them shit when they censor themselves. Those people can still choose to censor themselves even when someone tells them it’s ok to swear.

It’s no more policing than OP ‘policing’ people to not ‘police’ him.

People have opinions. You can’t request others to not have their opinions if you’re going to share yours.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 19 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Lol “when it suddenly charged him”.

The article states that he was tracking the animal with the intent to kill it and then says it suddenly charged him, as if it was so super random and out of the blue.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Then you realize that you’ve been only paying attention to yourself repeating this in your head and have been mindlessly nodding and saying “yeah” for the last 3 minutes to the other person and have no idea what they are talking about now.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Alright, I’ve looked through the overwhelming amount of responses telling me to end things with him and I’m so grateful for all the support, but I’ve decided that I’m going to stay with him and we’re going to get pregnant asap 😜. I’ve realized that I just can’t live without him (even if that means it comes with the occasional black eye). I’ll always forgive him. He is my brother after all.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

To be fair, most of the posts that people are commenting to break up on are like “Hey, so my significant other stabbed me in the stomach last week and as I was sitting in the hospital, I realized that it just made me feel disrespected, ya know? This of course all happened after he told my parents he owns me and they can’t see me ever again and he threw my cat out of a 4 story window. What should I do guys?”

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, I’m easily amused by my own antics.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Sorry friend.

Maybe something nicer to think about instead.

“You don’t need to mine, you don’t need to tunnel for or root out anything. Your vast soul, that seabed on which the ocean of you rests, holds every part of you, holds you like coral to a reef.”

-Mary Walker

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And just for the price of your humanity, soul, morality, dignity, honor, and any principles, you too can be a pos for some money.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Anxiety: here it comes..

Me: here what comes?

Anxiety: oh god, it’s coming!!

Me: what!? What is it!?

Anxiety: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

 

I love Dylan Moran

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I demand a second opinion! Bring in another dog just to be sure.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

When the goal of every CEO in late stage capitalism is to beat last quarters profits by a large percentage, pocket a giant bonus to themselves, leave the company for another company and repeat.

 

One of my favorite comedians. Definitely recommend his 4 part stand up special, Repertoire.

 

The series is set in a dystopian, alternate-history United States divided into seven nations

The storyline focuses on the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and the imminent end of the world. The tagline for the series is "The things that divide us are stronger than the things that unite us". The plot explores the tension between the inevitability of the apocalypse and the persistent hope for a different future.

 

The story follows Grant McKay, a renegade scientist who, along with his team and family, embarks on a dangerous journey through various dimensions of the "Eververse" using his creation, "the Pillar". Unfortunately, the Pillar is sabotaged, trapping the team as they randomly jump through increasingly perilous and hostile dimensions.

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