Snatchdaddy

That’s actually a great point, his weight is also a source of pride for him and much like sampsons hair the more he loses the less superhuman he becomes

If i told you my true opinions i would be enemy number 1 on lemmy. If you want a real opinion on this subject dm me. But long story short, things are only going to escalate as time goes on if you know what i mean

JB Pritzker would launch a megaton fart out of his ass and christie would throw scolding hot french fries at him only to be countered by pritzker eating them like a seal mid air. Then they would sumo wrestle with both men wincing in pain from gout. Christie give him a slap of his man titty and pritzker would answer back with a belly swoosh. Jb would cover himself in bacon grease to be more elusive. Eventually christie comes out the winner with explosive shart spray surprise attack but not before a cup of hot chili is poured down his underpants by pritzker

The viewers would win

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Gop will gain seats in Texas but lost seats across the board because the gop sucks at getting out the vote during the midterms

Turns out Mother Earth both spits and swallows

Whatev’s every guy gets to shoot their shot minimum once on a girl so long she ain’t married

In complete agreement, i used to watch the reruns

I celebrate the decline of major parties in general because they do very little to serve anyone but themselves

Oh god at 14 i was the white boy in a all black rap group, did my first show same year but at school i hung out with the goths and punks because they were cool i convinced then that if we walked tables for the lunch ladies they’d hook us up with yogurt cups….. it worked

Meh like all good meme masters, i did not make this one