Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos

Christie just has the fight in him, period. He's the dog.

I think he also is more proud of his weight.

JB Pritzker would launch a megaton fart out of his ass and christie would throw scolding hot french fries at him only to be countered by pritzker eating them like a seal mid air. Then they would sumo wrestle with both men wincing in pain from gout. Christie give him a slap of his man titty and pritzker would answer back with a belly swoosh. Jb would cover himself in bacon grease to be more elusive. Eventually christie comes out the winner with explosive shart spray surprise attack but not before a cup of hot chili is poured down his underpants by pritzker

We talking eating each other or eating a hamburger?

The viewers would win