I haven't seen it posted here yet so I'd like to add one of my favorites, Big Fish.
He was born the smallest in the litter but ended up with the largest ears.
I can't say for sure this is the same one but I'd like to think that it is. It's in the same area as where I found it. This is a picture of one of three fledglings I found running around with one of the parents.
Discombobulated. The first time I heard it, an old man I worked with had used it and I gave him shit for it because I thought he had made it up. I still laugh about that sometimes
This is one of the parents
One of the parents was running around the drain making a bunch of noise, went to investigate and found the baby trapped inside. I fished it out with a hair net wrapped around a coat hanger that I taped to a broom handle.
Looks like one I found a few weeks ago 
Spanish explorer?!
Yeah, I still have a NES and 2 SNES that work perfectly
Because what's the one major thing missing from all action movies these days, guys? Full penetration. Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it.
I'm gonna take a shit
This is the first time I've seen it and I'm not sure what it means. Thanks in advance
My Summer Car is pretty cool. I've been playing Dredge this summer and it's been pretty chill and low-stakes.