Red_October

I’ve watched two Takashi Miike movies today and reality is still the only thing that can make me feel sick

Congratulations on not doing sex, comrade! Doing sex leaves you vulnerable to many bourgeois manipulation tactics. In the days of the USSR, you would have been a valuable spy for your invulnerability to imperialist spy-vixens. Unlike that twat James Bond.

How about My Little Red Book and Facedu Bois?

It would be fuckin hilariously ironic to be sued by Redbook for that.

Hmm. All this talk of pens and bananas is giving me an idea. I’m trying to be a UX/UI designer right now. Maybe we could make alternate, secure versions of every popular social media app but change them just enough to not get sued.

We could even bring back myspace… if we wanted…

And all the real humans will migrate sites you can’t run ads on like this.

Spanish Flu 2: Electric Boogaloo

I’m from the U.S. trying to immigrate to Ireland with a child and a Mexican woman before I become a political prisoner. Can confirm, no idea how tf to read Irish Gaelic phonetically.

“Well I do say, Monsieur Candy, I might have five-thousand words to change your mind.”

Lenin is sleeping until it is time for him to rise.

Cool thing about this move from Venezuela? You don’t have to analyze it with skepticism. We know this is what has been going on. What are the feds gonna do? Say, “oh no we totally don’t do that?”

For a long time now I’ve been wracking my brain trying to figure out, are the bourgeoisie projecting weakness to bide themselves time, are they projecting weakness because they have some hidden futuristic weapon, or is it finally fucking happening like we always knew it would?

Guys, I think it’s happening. The Capitalist experiment can be characterized by outsourcing monarchy. They all became removed monarchs too. Naturally, they’ve gotten fucking shit at their jobs. I think it’s time for a second Bolshevik uprising.

Remember at the beginning of The Act of Killing when it was explaining the history of the U.S. backed Fascists holocausting the Communists in Indonesia? At the end it said, “Those who committed the massacres are still in control.” Right in front of an Indonesian McDonald’s?

Watching the fall of the House of McDonald over the past two years has felt really good.