The average person has one boob and one testicle.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

I want to like electric motorcycles, but they're either more expensive than a decent car, or are obviously designed by non-biker engineers that don't understand what bikers want.

Just remember, you only have control of your second thought and first action.

Living in the PNW, I would very much prefer to be on permanent summer ti.e, since that way fall and winter night time does not come obscenely early.

It gets very depressing to go to work when it's still dark, stay in a windowless room while it's light, minus a few short breaks, and then go home and it's already dark again.

Dying in the woods alone please.

Profiting?

In actual DnD I've used it to pull people's pants down twice, once to break concentration and also to start a barroom brawl.
I've also used it to sneak in and tie people's shoe laces together, causing them to trip and go prone when we rushed them into combat.
Most useful cantrip ever.

That is not necessarily true. People can and do change. Darth Vader was not born evil, after all.

There are 7 elements that will naturally form covalent bonds with themselves.
Here is how to remember these diatomic elements:

(H)ave (N)o (F)ear (O)f (I)ce (Cl)old (Br)eer.
The Ice is solid, the beer is liquid, and everything else is a gas.

Ratatat

Hot dogs in a can? That's disgusting. Enjoy your upvote.