Unfortunately that's not how cereal works.
There's a lot of misinformation about cereal, claims that just aren't supported in reality. And one of those false claims is that you can just put cereal in a bowl with milk in it.
At it's core, cereal is just a series of very small, crunchy loaves of bread, in a single bowl.
That creates problems.
Next, you'll be telling me that UniversalMonk violates rule 7 pretty much every day.