PatMustard

I'd say the suppression of ain't is perfectly rational unless you want to sound like a cowboy

I've seen this posted a few times but I could never find a source. I think this is just what people want to believe!

I like your attitude!

Don't lump all of us nerds in with the weebs!

"How dads feel when a stranger uses their driveway in which to turn around" makes you sound like a bit of a wanker though

Isn't there a ctrl in the Mac one too though?

All I know about the guy is from this post

I thought taking a screenshot in macos was painful but this takes the biscuit

Short answer: tech companies are still companies doing business, so they hire business people who do stupid business things.

Fair point, I read OP's comment as saying everyone in this shop is buying the ludicrously expensive models, re-reading it's not clear if that's what they actually meant

Luxury computing devices are the same as basic cooking tools, you're right!

At least they weren't trapped in a cave system at the time