"What's with the sash and the codpiece?!"

Can't wait for his Mormon neighbors to come out and defend him as a pillar of the church and community!

I gotta few uncles who are basically like Donald Trump, but without the $400 million gift from daddy. Feel free to attack.

A judge who's actually handing out justice to people who commit crimes?! Can't have that with Trump as the defendant!

This makes me happy!

Not sure a long article if needed. Trump became the Republican party, and they all had a choice: continue to have a spine and call out this lying grifter for what he is (while also endangering their political career) or capitulate to Trump, become a jellyfish, and keep your job. Lady G. made his choice.

I just love that one of there main arguments for not prosecuting Trump is "other people ( Hillary and the Bidens) do crime and get away with it so why shouldn't Donnie Boy?!" Even excusing the fact that Hillary and the Bidens have never been indicted for shit, this is just a flawless legal argument. I just read a statistic that only 50% of murders are solved. This obviously means that no one should be prosecuted for murder! How is it fair for those who get convicted, when only half get caught?!

Nah, they love socialism for them. If they need government assistance it's ok because they're just temporarily disadvantaged millionaires, whereas all of the poor and non-white people are just lazy and want things handed to them like a bunch of commies!

Back in my day, we had to paint our faces and wear floppy shoes to get our clown noses! Now Fox News is giving them out for free. Goddamn lazy boomers just want their clown noses handed to them!

That's some RRR shit right there!

I'm a teacher, and I push for kids to consider the trades on a nearly daily basis. Find a job that other people can't, or don't want to do, and you can get paid!

I'm 100% certain that if I tried to give my cat a bath, I would get a face full of claw!