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Inception, keep DiCaprio

Thank you, this will haunt me in my dreams and during breakfast.

"1.21 jigawatts!"

Well, that's a relief. The US has been running dangerously low on assholes lately... /s

"And just like that, Gregor had finally found his audience. The only thing that bothered him was their bagpipe interrupting his funniest bits."

The US will occupy Greenland to protect it from further russian spacecraft attacks.

"Hey Copilot. Delete yourself, Recall and all other bloatware from my system. Thank you."

"You have not experienced 'The Big Lebowski' until you have seen it in the original Klingon."

"That's just like, your opinion, man."

The most delicious innovation in meme science ever made.

This timeline really gets dumber and dumber by the minute...

Elon Musk replied: "That's crazy. Has someone looked into this?"

Just the good people of the Blur Boar Pub doing god's work, steadily battling shrinkflation one cob at a time. https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/leicester-news/leicester-pub-goes-viral-gargantuan-9596401

"A Leicester city centre pub has gone viral online on account of its humongous cheese and onion cobs. The manager of The Blue Boar pub on Millstone Lane, Jo Kearley, said they get comments “every single day” on their gargantuan size, but admits that they can’t now start making them smaller. She said: “We don’t want to be labelled with the whole ‘shrinkflation’ thing. Our sort-of saying is that we aren’t ‘just a cob shop’, we also sell beer.”