This is the exact story that came to mind when I read the post. This one stuck with me for sure.

My mom was talking to my seven-year-old daughter about an aunt my father has, but since I pronounce it to rhyme with gaunt, she must have confused my daughter because my daughter responded with "Is she a black aunt?" My mother was flustered and said no, but before she could ask anything about why she would think that I busted out laughing and had to hold my thumb and index finger up together to signify tiny and finally said "Black ant! She thinks you're literally talking about Pops having an ant!" We couldn't stop laughing. I love the very literal thinking she does.

Since apparently the teachers will have to provide the posters themselves as it wasn't added to the school budgets, I wonder if they can get away with having the 10 commandments being written in comic sans oR LiKe tHiS and have the SpongeBob meme to go with it since technically, the commandments are still being displayed.

My almost 7 year old has become obsessed with all the digital circus songs (in fact, she wants her birthday to be amazing digital circus themed - any suggestions?) and I play her requests on the ride to school in the morning. This one is so good and gets stuck in my head so easily.

Tiny Tina's Wonderlands has local co-op up to 4 players.

If they're auto-charging it, don't tip any extra on top. Check every receipt because in many places you'll see they automatically add gratuity. This place is definitely shady for adding it as a "service fee" and then still putting suggested tip amount afterwards. I would say do not feel guilty and do not think twice. Service fee implies that it paid for the service.

Colin Mochrie.

I want to cry I'm so happy.