This is clearly a joke.

Shit, we forgot to call EMS didn't we?

Felt fine to me ;)

And ya needed to engage because...?

Lighten up and live a little fam. We all just here having some fun :) Join us in the merrymaking.

I look forward to waiting a few months after release to see if it's complete and worth buying.

Lemme get a bite

That it's silly to reply with disagreements for a question that's asking for disagreeable opinions. 😉

Trip to FedEx the handful of times a year I need to print has served me well for years.

Yes, and UberEats in particular is big mad about it. It brings me joy to tap "Deny" everytime it asks me to turn them back on.

The only notifications I get are texts/calls, and a couple smart-home things that are set to warn me about temps or when a light-timer turns on or off. Not even social media, especially not social media, get to interrupt my day.

Me: I'm bored

Bethesda: No you're not.

Me: Oh

Are they trying to nuke their game and community? Cause at this point, you gotta wonder if it's intentional.

I see you too are wise in the ways of REGEX syntax.