In a sleepy mountain town, Cindy witnesses the murder of her parents by a blood-thirsty green figure in a red Santa suit. Twenty years later, the Christmas-hating monster begins to terrorize the town once more. Cindy finds new purpose in stopping the creature and saving the holiday.
Amen. I learned way too late the importance of ear protection as concerts.
He’ll leave you on the cutting room floor!
A one-time (and now one-handed) master film editor toiling in the cinematic sweatshops of 1970s Italy becomes the prime suspect in a series of brutal murders.
A new super train is built when a meteorite crashes near by, releasing a tiny creature. Once it kills and consumes everyone on board the train, it begins to grow and multiply into hordes of different creatures.
In a futuristic society, rebels fighting against a fascist state are aided by a group of roller-skating nuns called the Bod Sisters.
Jason Avery is an ex-cop now working as a museum security guard. Armed thieves break in intent on stealing a priceless obelisk that’s stored within this vault-like stone structure. The scientist behind the theft talks of the obelisk giving him the power to control harpies, demonic winged female monsters of classic mythology. Through a series of contrived events, the obelisk opens a time portal that Jason promptly falls into, crash landing over a thousand years in the past in a land threatened by evil harpies.
Mad scientists turn people into frozen zombies and the zombies wreak havoc and kill people.
It Must Be Seen To Be Believed…
Set during the fall (NOT winter), a small New England town is brutally ravaged by possessed totem poles.
THERE ARE SHARK PEOPLE ON THE MOON
Decades ago, the USSR developed unkillable sharks and launched them to the moon. Today, a team of American astronauts will endure the fight of their lives.
The mutant babies have been placed by court order on a deserted island. Appalled by the cycnicism and exploitation of the children by the legal system and the media, the man responsible for them leads an expedition to the island to free them.
IT'LL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT!
Nick and Ruben are hoodwinked into a “shootfighter” (no-holds-barred, to the death) martial arts match by the evil Mr. Lee, who has a grudge against world shootfighter champ(and teacher of Nick and Ruben) Shingo.
The first to die were the lucky ones!
In post-apocalyptic New York City a policeman infiltrates the Bronx which has become a battleground for several murderous street gangs.
A young couple finds a secret message from the past, detailing the oppressive nature of the universe, and they set out to destroy the system - but first will have to encounter terrorists, aliens, cults and more in this wall to wall bloody surreal horror.
Austin Powers (2): The Spy Who Shagged Me. They immediately reveal that Vanessa was a fembot controlled by Doctor Evil, which completely retcons her character and role in the first movie.
I bought fly paper last week to get rid of some gnats. It was from amazon, not the black market. The guy lies with every breath.
This is a ripoff of just about every horror movie EXCEPT for Friday the 13th....
The worry is that they're not staying down there anymore!
This was also directed my Seagal. A real steaming heap of a movie, but pretty damn funny.
"What does it take to change the essence of a man?"
This movie has a hysterical production story. The original movie was called Twisted Souls which was never released due to a creative feud with the Producers and the financial backer. A year later, the backer hired a new director to write and film more scenes which were completely unrelated to the original story. These were merged into what is now known as Spookies.
Also it has farting muck men.
BREAKING NEWS: GOP continues to lie to the American people. In other news: Water is wet.
Every Jenji Kohan show.
Berserk (1997)
I was obsessed with Payday and PD2 before the series moved towards a pay-2-win model, and I haven’t played since. I assume PD3 is going with the same model? Its gotta be riddled with micro transactions, right?
I’d love to get back in, but thats a dealbreaker for me.
Who the hell isn’t playing the first two Yakuza games but starts at 3? They’ve both been remastered and are some of the best in the series.