Majorllama

My super hippy/lefty mom has been drinking and praising raw milk for ages. I have tried to explain to her why it's a bad fucking idea so many goddamn times.

Some people just get this worm in their brain (heh) that makes them think it's automatically better just because it's "natural" or "raw".

It's the nanobots inside the vaccines that attract the 5g waves. Get it right.

I'm hoping my buddies get on so we can actually finish grounded this weekend. It's like pulling teeth trying to get 4 adult men with jobs and families to actually pull together and finish a co-op game lol.

Dammit. Double or nothing?

It's Chicago so statistically he would get shot with an unregistered firearm that was illegally acquired by a felon.

~3am. 6-12 beers deep. You're gonna want to stumble into a waffle House.

Since you're in Chicago if you want to make sure there is a fight in the waffle House I would advise wearing a packers jersey and loudly talking about how Aaron Rodgers is the greatest quarterback that ever lived.

That should give you an authentic American dining experience.

Terrible use of free will. Do not like.

Rock-a-doodle FUCKS. Honestly the movie has no right to be shown to children at any point but I have nothing but fond memories of it.

Elvis rooster is not even the top 3 wildest things in that movie.

I mean I can't speak for everyone but hydroscopic sounds more related to water retention than hygroscopic does.

Not in my lovely state.... Can't even have an OTF because it's too spooky for the California cops I guess. I have literally seen cops with OTFs in their work vests.

!test!<

I do not understand what the fuck I am doing wrong and I am losing my goddamn mind at this point.

Edit: I literally typed this exact thing out before and it didn't work. I do not understand why it is working now.