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This is the line that shows The Dude was writing a post-dated check for the half and half, and it kills me every time 🤣

A lot of people do, obviously, or this wouldn't be a thing.

You can see it as living in fear, if that's what helps you, I just see it as being as prepared as I can.

I'm happy for you, but all it takes is one time. No reason not to have an extra backup.

I'm just saying it's always good to have a backup, and it doesn't cost you a thing. You never know what's gonna happen, so redundancy is a good thing.

What happens if somehow your phone gets broken? I always get a paper pass printed out just in case.

Kills the career they intended to have before working at Costco

I just got one that's literally a sticker stuck to the inside of my windshield

I still quote Sam Jackson's "assumption" line regularly

Much of the time I can't even make out the lyrics, so I listen to music the same way

The theorem states that given an infinite amount of time, which is outside the realm of the life of the universe.

Don't forget step 2, putting the bread in sideways