Leather

This is the real story.

I am shocked, shocked! How is this is not a masturbation sleeve?

Oh no friend - the laws still apply to you. Get rich then you can flout the law all you like!

FIFY: This isn't a regular behavior in my experience.

Just say "Mom, as the prophecy foretold... It has happened!"

I hope her parents have the good sense to financially crucify the school district. "No tolerance" policies are bullshit and favor the offender.

Same as it ever was.

Fuck the punch card, if you're an asshole you should deal with the consequences. Getting punched in the face is the least of what should be dealt with.

She's on the Internet for life. I hope he enjoys registering as a sex offender.

I'm shocked you don't apologize to them for their bad driving.

Jigsaw cat.