[-] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

biden-leftist Leftist sleeper agent "Sleepy Joe" has passed the torch to me, and soon I shall be in position, my comrades! Trust the plan!

[-] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

I said months ago that I was planning to continue the same genocidal policies of my predecessors:

I'm happy to see that my KHive fans at Hexbear remain loyal! I'm ready for this, I'm ready to be the extremely awkward public face of the American empire as I continue the same genocidal policies of my predecessors!

https://hexbear.net/comment/4587926

See? Nobody should be surprised by this.

[-] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Out, damned spot; out, I say.

[-] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

power-stride I'm the queen power walking across the 4D chess board, baby!

[-] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

lenin-laugh No, my time has come!

lenin-cat back-to-me lenin-sure

[-] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

My loyal KHive fans at Hexbear.net have been a boon to me over the years. I truly appreciate all of your support!

[-] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

My time has come, nerds! volcel-kamala

Dad always said you can't change the system from the inside but I'm about to be top-cop!

[-] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

Can you believe it's been almost 4 years? I can't. I feel like I should say something pithy here about time and how it passes, but I suddenly find myself drawing an uncharacteristic blank.

[-] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago

I'm happy to see that my KHive fans at Hexbear remain loyal! I'm ready for this, I'm ready to be the extremely awkward public face of the American empire as I continue the same genocidal policies of my predecessors!

[-] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You make plans, and Allah makes plans. And Allah is the most patient of planners.

[-] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

He's asleep again, isn't he? I could walk over there right now and...

No, Kamala! That would be illegal! As tempting as it is, I am foremost a stalwart defender of the law!

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