Yes, Hraunflæðisorlof

I read the title as "Femboy's lament" and kept trying to find some connection to the meme.

I somehow didn't realise that "retry" was literally "re-try" and not "ret-ree" until I was in my 20s

I met my old boss after he retired. He still had no idea what was going on.

He fucking what?

Gata is street in Icelandic, so this is Baldur's Street.

Reading that middle aged should be 36 is doing all kinds of stuff to my perception of time...

Discombobulate

In my native language, the word for phone is an archaic word for wire. Which is also ironic.

I didn't really get why someone would make a bill with just 2024 on it. Like, do they just really want to make sure that you know about the year 2024?

Then I saw the small print.

Floats in the silent empty void ☑️

Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️

Surrounded by its dead children ☑️

Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️

Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️

Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we're gone ☑️

The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed

I once worked at a gas station in a European country. A tourist once complained to me that it was really hard to find their way around town because none of the street signs were in English. I had to take a moment to gauge if they were joking or not. I explained that they are of course written in the local language and they said that wasn't really considerate of us since we knew that there might one day be tourists here. I choose to believe they were just messing with me because I refuse to believe that anyone can be that dumb.