Democracy is when the state kills people, and the more people the state kills, the more democratic it is.
GrafZahl
joined 4 years ago
Just make all clocks that are connected to internet run 0.1% faster / slower until you are at UTC+12 and in about one and a half years everyone should be caught up. People will only have to change their mechanical watches by 1.4 minutes every day, so it should hardly be noticeable
We want the social collective to support us to achieve our individual freedom...and then leave us alone
Someone else should work for me and I will not give anything in return.. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
Most liberals would at least shed a tear about the suffering of the disenfranchised, but Damien admits they have to suffer, so some can enjoy "individual freedom", which just means not having to give a shit. I bet they blame "woke" for having gone too far.
All I could glean from the original graph was that it is a European country, but I couldn't find which one it is. I'm guessing it's probably Sweden but IDK
Well if the story communicates that police have magic super powers maybe it's just not a good story and deserves to be ridiculed innit. Some crime is cool but they wont mention that
Yea pretty sure thats in Marx somewhere, the German Ideology maybe?
Taking photos of your memes might actually be the way to go. Surely AI will never be able to emulate that posting style
What Up, Users in Chat?
Every time you buy a carton I replace the content with soy flavored vanilla milk and you haven't even noticed
I zoomed in to look for Shrek, now Im paralyzed. I was tricked again, damn you 
I was typing out why each single of those points is wrong* but what's the point. This persons brain should be scientifically studied. Preferably in a jar.
*Edit: Ableisms