I live in the wettest region of south west australia nearby the historically coldest, wettest town in the state. We normally get 9 wet months a year but we're are half way through the season and so far only had 1.5 wet months.
The Reassurance Bucket thoughts.
Wait, so all this time I should have been going full denim?
I feel for the smart kids or eagar adults that want to learn and get caught up in this.
Darwin awards is a little harsh and I am a huge Darwin awards fan myself.
"Hungry? Would you like some sausage? I have cheese sausage for you" (Never works but it's funny)
"Got two minutes" (works more often than you'd think but it's normally expected to only be 2-5 minutes)
"What are you up to tonight? Do you want to come over to my side of the bed?" *wink (after having a king size bed I will NEVER go back)
Guerilla gardening fruit trees.
Win stupid prizes...
Honestly, you could get away with this if your garlic was well roasted enough. It becomes sweet and gentle at a certain point.
Your breath will be horribly rancid the next day though...
I also have a few of these. My favourite daughter when she was a toddler she used to call road trains "Big DIE!".
KDEconnect, it's amazing
No good deed goes unpunished.