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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

So I landed a really nice job with a really cool company and they plan on hiring me this March, but before they can do that I need to pass a drug test. My manager personally doesn't care whether or not I smoke weed but I live in a state where weed is illegal, and the company does care and would bar me from hiring if I were to fail a drug test.

I was stupid and smoked a fuck ton of weed last Sunday (before I knew that A; I need to take a drug test in the first place, and B; that weed can remain present in urine for up to (and possibly over) 30 days in frequent smokers (which I am)). This would originally have been fine if it weren't for the fact that after agreeing to the background check, I would be scheduled for a drug test by the 13th (within 4 days). So my original plan to just drink a shit ton of water to flush myself out within a month wouldn't work.

I also had a plan to sneak in a jar of my sober friend's pee but then I learned that you're actually required to pee in front of the observer so that plan wouldn't work either.

So basically I'm fucked and I don't know what to do :( My future pretty much depends on this job and I don't know what I would do if I were to fuck this opportunity up. What do I do?

Also, idk how relevant this is but I'm 5'9" (~175 cm), 160 lbs (~72.6 kg), AMAB, and very infrequently exercise. I also have POTS so I sweat frequently and have poor water retention.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Got dumped recently (last week), coped about it by doing a lot of drugs, realized that was a very bad idea, am better now <3

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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

like one of the only (bullshit) arguments the Zionists have is that opposition to Israel equates to antisemitism (not true), but from what i understand, the "Semitic family" includes both Jews and Arabs, but i am potentially very wrong about this.

also i guess even if it is true, it's not a very good "gotcha" since it misses the point and truth doesn't matter to genocidal swine

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

the fuckin Eren Yeager pfp is the bow on top of all of this

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

god fucking dammit is the cheese emoji a political thing now? is this another one i gotta worry about? has the cheese slice been bastardized?

(this person could also be a wisconsinite, i hope that is the case i don't want cheese dog whistles)

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

hey where can i find a tailor to make me a suit that accommodates for my eight arms? i need them to be kinda cheap too, gotta cut costs to account for all the childcare and onions

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

i'm so close to parsing this, i can feel it in my bones

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

oh lmao ok apologies, i've never seen BtR, i just looked it up lol

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

ok sick, that's a good idea, i have never earnestly used facebook but i could start if that's what it takes lmao

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

i'm sorry, i recognize it's a dumb question, it's a genuine one tho lmao

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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

i have a question that is hard to google. how does one acquire a band? like i got songs, i got hella songs, and i think that i can sing adequately (i sang in front of my partner and they think that i sound very good :)), i just have no ability to play guitar/bass/drums, let alone at the same time, so where do i find 2-4 people in my area who know how to play instruments and are ideologically compatible with myself??? on top of that, these people would also need to like/enjoy the music that i wanna put out and want to specifically play my songs, which i don't know how big of an ask that is??? any assistance is welcomed.

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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

it sucks that we live in a timeline where the sentence, "I swear to fucking god if the Israeli apartheid state is the reason why there's cocomelon in my recommended, I'm going to war, I'm strapping the fuck up" is something I can find myself saying, unironically

on that note, if anyone can advise me on how to fix my sidebar, that would be appreciated

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

yeah no lmao they're just unhinged

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The only reason it says that is because i changed their contact name to "lmao wafe" michael-laugh

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

It was just a "Hey, ******* it's ******** with the Communist party, another member forwarded me your application and wanted me to reach out since there's no official party presence in *******. Let me know if you want to get in touch with other members in *******!"

[-] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

That would dox me

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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Double checked the number too lol

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submitted 3 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I don't know anything please don't hurt me.

To preface, I don't know shit about fuck, but my interpretation of Trotsky is that he was next in line to head the ussr after Lenin and Stalin hated him and pushed a censorship campaign and removed him from pictures and shit and banished him and then sent someone to pickaxe his face.

From what I know, he had criticisms of the ussr from the left and was more ML than Stalin and was more "pro-worker/citizen," but I very VERY much could be talking out of my ass and was just fed propaganda, which please correct me if so.

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