I'm coming!

If there was a god, she went to the store for a pack of cigarettes a loooooooooooong time ago.

A vote for Bart is a vote for ANARCHY!

Mr Weebl is a legend.

Well, then, check this out.

It's on the wrong side...

"This man was a father.. a husband. Ok... so was Marty."

Yes. And it said "caption this," not "accurately caption this."

You silly Federation Ka-nigits!

"Kindergartner Teacher Training Day in MURICA."

I'd say these views are more mainstream than you might know.

Did you say

OIL?