Garbanzo

Most are just going to laugh at you and be as unhelpful as possible if you come at them like that. You're just giving them an excuse to stick to the script and tell you to pound sand. If you let them know it's not personal but you're angry at the company and keep your approach professional they're much more likely to think outside the box, bend the rules, or escalate your issue to get things taken care of.

Matthew Shepard shoulda stayed strapped

I'm actually talking about guns, and yes, they should be easier to get. The government and the wealthy should concern themselves with improving material conditions to avoid unrest instead of trying to monopolize the capacity for violence.

My shop makes big ones and little ones, but the big ones are always sold out by the time I drag my ass over there

Text him in the morning:

Hey, so, this is awkward but I just saw this text and didn't realize your mom was going to be letting herself in. You might want to call her because I think she's pretty upset about getting shot a few times.

by the time Windows 11 rolled around it was full-featured enough to serve as a complete Control Panel replacement most of the time, with a handful of exceptions made for especially obscure changes

TIL managing Outlook profiles is obscure

I can walk into any donut shop and I already know what I want. If you can't do that I suspect you're some kind of foreign agent who isn't familiar with what you might find in a donut shop.

BTW, it's apple fritters, and I'll have three, thanks.

JD: I saw some dudes on TikTok that were showing off amazing advances in toupee technology

Barber: I got you fam

You guys still get commercials?

There's not enough room for the addresses of all the citizens of Tulsa