eww what, is that an actual thing?!

I put it on peanut buttered toast :D

hahahah "ERROR 234067832458762786 IN MODULE aksldfjalksdjfssd, SHOOT YOURSELF AND REPORT TO THE AUTHORITIES"

I hadn't seen that, definitely worth a hearty chuckle

yay -Syu

oh heeeeell no

all the other complex and important factors aside, air restistance is a formula of speed squared. Meaning for example if you bump speed up by 40% you double air resistance, and therefore double the energy cost of transport.

isn’t that somewhat denying their ability to make their own decisions?

Somewhat, yes, and that's by design.
Kids under a certain age should not be held responsible for making all of their own life decisions. When kids grow up, if their parents doesn't suck, they get succesively more agency and responsibility, not making all of your own decisions is just part of being a kid.

Us deciding to heat meat contributes directly to the ham of pigs

you already know this, but if you need to hear it, this is a scam.

anything you describe by "its all legal", is illegal, guaranteed. And don't get me started on the fee to join, it's not even a good ponzi, how is $10 an hour supposed to interest anyone?! my guess is that secret powerpoint will tell you to recruit people for a reward.

your "friend" sounds like this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEsm7vDl3zU but aimed for less rich people.

we don't know, the post does not elaborate

Since I see where this is going to go,
What is the quickest way you could get fired from your job and not end up as a registered sex offender, or with jail time for that matter?