[-] Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Someone should go to jail for this.

[-] Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee 68 points 1 week ago

Can’t Kyle just go on another murder tour? That should raise them some money.

[-] Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee 73 points 3 weeks ago

It doesn’t matter what they think. They’re going to coalesce around this pus filled boil and form the usual carbuncle. Get out and vote because at the end of the day they’re going to vote for Trump anyways.

[-] Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee 65 points 1 month ago

Fuck the NAB.

[-] Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee 91 points 1 month ago

Yeah, antagonize the people that have your father’s fate in their hands. As usual, just more projection, also, clowns have more integrity than the Trump family.

[-] Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee 145 points 1 month ago

Betcha he took a shower and forgot to put it in shower mode.

[-] Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee 69 points 1 month ago

Little advice for those getting this procedure. Do not forget to put your Neuralink in shower mode when you take a shower. You have been warned.

[-] Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee 87 points 1 month ago

In another timeline Bernie won the Democratic primaries in 2016 and was ultimately elected president of The United States of America. His policies are so popular that both republicans and democrats overwhelmingly support him.

I bet you it’s pretty nice over there right about now.

[-] Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee 65 points 2 months ago

But you carried his water Bill. Didn’t you? And I’m willing to bet .25 cents that if he gets elected again you’ll be vying for a position in his administration. You fucking traitor.

[-] Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee 75 points 2 months ago

Great, now I’m going to have to put my TV in car wash mode…

[-] Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee 79 points 2 months ago

Ok, great! What are the consequences?

[-] Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee 70 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He’s one of those people that always has to have the last word.

Edit:

In a post on his Truth Social platform Wednesday, Trump called his former lawyer, Michael Cohen, and the adult film actor Stormy Daniels “two sleaze bags who have, with their lies and misrepresentations, cost our Country dearly!”

Won’t someone rid me of this meddlesome priest?!

Edit 2: Sorry, the actual quote is, “Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?”

-Henry II of England

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