Isn't Tish like... the OG goth GF
Enkrod
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Torches! Torches and Pitchforks! Get your Pitchforks at the Pitchfork Emporium!
For every two Pitchforks sold you get a free torch! And not those silly tikki-torches either!
You could think about emigrating. We'd love to brain drain the US... more.
Wait... is that a reference to the original Watchmen comic?
Oh god... I can feel it, I can feel the East Germans commenting "that's a Jägerschnitzel" and then the flame war with the Austrians kicks off.
Nyeah... partly.
If that were entirely true, a "power bottom" would make no sense.
The terms sexual usage originated in gay circles where it only delineates who penetrates and who gets penetrated. Traditional views on sex ascribe a submissive or passive role to the bottom and an active or dominating role to the top, but you can totally have a power bottom who takes control and an active role in the intercourse but is the one getting penetrated.
Yes, Granny would be stumped by the lack of good hard boots, but she's also all about practicality and those sneakers look well worn, and practical for the climate. Also there's good, hard rock underfoot, you can grow good witches on hard rock.
You know who also owns dark clothes, goats and a pointy hat?
Esmeralda "Granny" Weatherwax!
Coincidence? I think not!
Spoiler: It's a humorous text
But it's... well it's something...
If I'm elected president, I will…
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Bring on Donald Trump as my apprentice. When my presidential term is complete and he has obtained his black belt, or whichever comes first, he can buy the White House and of course rename it (to, what else, "The Trump House").
Create new immigration legislation: to deport all liberals (then force them to listen to Bill O' Reilly every day for five years, at which point they may return).
Wolpertinger: I am your father!