Actual footage of the Reddit Bureau of Investigation helping me find my "long lost sister".

This is Tina Fey, most popular for her time on SNL and as Liz Lemon on 30 Rock. I'm lost beyond that though.

Thank you for your service.

The treatments were black-and-white painted stripes, black painted stripes, and no stripes (all-black body surface). Recorded fly-repelling behaviors were head throw, ear beat, leg stamp, skin twitch, and tail flick. Photo images of the right side of each cow were taken using a commercial digital camera after every observation and biting flies on the body and each leg were counted from the photo images. Here we show that the numbers of biting flies on Japanese Black cows painted with black-and-white stripes were significantly lower than those on non-painted cows and cows painted only with black stripes

Black paint was not as effective as black and white paint.

Churches generally have the same divide as the people who attend them: Urban ones are sane. Rural ones are conservative freaks. And I'm fairly certain this was a Black church. 90% of Black people are Democrats.

It's wild how they just build lying into their platform. Conservatives finally figured out how unpopular their opinions are, so they just decided that they should just tell people they believe differently than they do.

Why would you build a high rise on land you don't own? I expect it isn't completely unheard of, but it just seems like a terrible idea.

You're speaking to an incredibly skilled flutist.

If one's hardware is 10+ years old, I don't think upgrading to the latest OS is likely high on their list of priorities.

Historically, dictators go hand in hand with peaceful transfers of power after their term is done!

Lengthy incarceration does not prevent crime.

Some jail time, a year long ban from social media, and restitution seem like a fitting punishment.

Please don't conflate plain, basic criticism with antisemitism. Nobody said anything about a "Jewish cabal controlling Canada". It is fair to question the extent to which some nations support Israel for their own geopolitical reasons.