I will not stand idly by for this good natured ribbing of my man Geordi! Harrumph! Harrumph, I say! 😾

Actual footage of the Reddit Bureau of Investigation helping me find my "long lost sister".

Conservatives are passionate about "free speech" because "free speech" is much more politically viable than "calling people slurs".

"We have the receipts. They uh...go to school in Canada so you can't see them."

"Shortly after searching the incredibly confidential database of financial information our unauthorized access was cut off."

These guys are almost funny, but I hope they go to jail like Tracy Peters.

If one's hardware is 10+ years old, I don't think upgrading to the latest OS is likely high on their list of priorities.

Unscrupulous adoption agencies will often pay for children.

So if you're with two Rikers, you'll probably get ignored. But you get to watch two Rikers, so still worth it.

Conservatives think that some people are just better than others and, surprise surprise, they're near the top of the "natural hierarchy".

"I'm an immigrant, but I'm not like those other immigrants because I don't [Republican stereotype of immigrants]"

I'm also curious why he isn't being treated as a POW. This seems like a violation of the Geneva convention, but there's too little information here.