[-] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

If God was real the boxes would all fit in a nice grid for any square container. But the OP already has the conclusion for that one.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

I was destined to post this comment.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

Viruses, Pyramid Schemes and Capitalism, oh my!

[-] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Where can I find the used cans?

[-] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago

Quite sane. My tours cost 10 million each. But I'll only use a little to buy ~~replacement~~ additional subs. The rest goes to food and homeless programs.

Ok, who wants tickets?

[-] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 17 points 5 days ago

I hooked up a webcam and controller board to the excavator and a PlayStation controller at home. How about now?

[-] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago

I have anxiety and depression. Gonna give your idea a try.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 13 points 5 days ago

Similarly how plastic pollution is 99% made by companies. So we banned plastic straws.

That's the equivalent of yelling at me to turn the ceiling lights off to save power, but you have the AC running 24/7 and all the windows are open.

I hate it.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 13 points 5 days ago

I would love an electric vehicle.

But we have two gasoline cars completely paid off and I can't imagine adding a car payment (or two) just to go electric. I'm more concerned with continuing to afford food and shelter.

If I could just magically swap them out I would.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago

Idiots. The toilet seat tissue layer doesn't do anything, that's why I lick the seat clean first. Saliva has antimicrobial properties, use your brain.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 22 points 5 days ago

Jokes on you.

I baked my casserole with the shiny side up and pulled it out at 59 minutes and 55 seconds, when it was supposed to go for an hour.

So take that Dull Side!

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