CeruleanRuin

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[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 4 points 8 minutes ago* (last edited 8 minutes ago)

The fucking nerve to even imply that an apology was expected or required.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

Well of course, those were made by notorious antifa pizzagate mastermind Tom Hanks.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 2 points 25 minutes ago

That was not uncommon for big expensive movies back then. It was the franchise attempting to appear legitimate and grown up in its first entry into theaters. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_with_overtures

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 2 points 28 minutes ago* (last edited 28 minutes ago)

Yes, BUT a Federation starship can travel at the equivalent of many, many times the speed of light, such that it could cross our solar system from the Sun to Pluto's orbit in half a minute without breaking a sweat.

Sure, at that speed it still takes a few days to reach the next nearest star system, but most of these incidents take place in or near the Sol system, where you would think Starfleet would have a number of ships stationed at any given moment. Even if they're hobbled, they should be able to respond to a threat to the solar system within a couple of hours at most.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 2 points 42 minutes ago

DM: Oh whoops, misread my own writing. That should be "bears, warm in the tree."

Player: That's not much better.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Why should I give a shit what a politician says about fucking sports, period?

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Pike correcting it on the transporter pad to "four and one half Vulcans" followed by Spock's look of "seriously dude" had me rolling.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

They are undeniably a domestic enemy and a clear and present threat to the public good. "Murder" is not an appropriate term for it.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago

I like to do my part with a healthy dose of fucking profanity. Cunty LLMs can ram it up their asses if they want to emulate my comments.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago

That's not very funny.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, silly. He has an inertial damping field around him that essentially transfers his own indestructibility to any object or person he is holding, at will. It's the same principle that keeps his cape and tights from getting shredded when he walks through explosions or gets shot. The sheer force of impact crumples the very front of the train, but the rest of it will be fine.

In this case, he is just respecting the child's own personal space and choosing to risk the corporate-owned property of the train rather than potentially upsetting the child.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 78 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just fucking close the museum if you're going to comply with this shit. He has no authority to do this, so why are people always just bending over to get fucked by his tiny dick?

 
 

I don't know why I did this. I'm sorry.

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Sisko/Benny theory (lemmings.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world to c/startrek@startrek.website
 

So we learn at the end that Sisko's birth was engineered by the Prophets, right? That he was always destined to be the Emissary because that's how it had to be, from the nonlinear perspective of the Prophets.

So what if they based him on a man from Earth centuries before (perhaps one of his father's ancestors)? He does say at one point that maybe God is trying to tell him to quit writing and go into the restaurant business, betraying a love for cooking, which maybe he passed on to his children - and maybe he passed this on to his descendants, one of whom moved to New Orleans and opened a Creole kitchen, which would stay in the family for many generations...

They chose this man because by some quirk he had genuine future-sight and saw forward into the life of Sisko because of their connection established by the Prophets - creating a self-sustaining loop.

Now of course that doesn't explain why all of the people in Benny's life are so similar to Sisko's people (or is it the other way around?), but maybe there's something there about celestial-temporal archetypes, or Benny is projecting those faces and personalities onto his coworkers because of his strange and exceptional mind.

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