Check the math? What do I look like, a numbertician??

I an so sick of the “just don’t buy it” response to people complaining about increasingly shitty practices. It’s like if someone pisses in the far side of the pool and other people decide they like the warmth so they tell you just to stay over on the far side - The pool is still tainted, and maybe next time the pool cleaners decide not to use chlorine…

20 year old films? I didn’t realise someone had made the movies before Peter Jackson…

checks date of release

…fuck

I feel like we’ve all been there; House-sitting a cousin’s house, invited a girl over. Cooked dinner for her, and showed her the guest bed she could sleep in. Went to my separate bed. She then says she’ll get lonely in there by herself so I get into her bed and spoon her falling asleep in record time. I’m not a smart man.

A milder story than some here:

Someone had accidentally sent an email to the whole company of 44,000 or so employees. Cue a bunch of emails -replying all- asking why they were receiving the email… followed by another wave of emails asking people to stop replying all.

Was a great popcorn moment, and made me laugh every time a new email came in.

Was the apartment bought with the intention to make profit? I understand what you’re saying, and maybe you inherited that apartment and it’s more effort than it’s worth. My overall concern is that as a whole, housing shouldn’t be seen through the lens of making someone else money - it should be a basic human right.

So surely you always have the option of just… not renting out a property?

Yeah ikr. Feels like they’re still pissed at us for our ACCC taking them to task for not offering refunds here

The Testmen?

shakes head How could Dan Andrews do this…

glances a piles of unfolded laundry and general clutter

Err… what’s the metric for “dirty” here?

Guess i’ll now just call it “The company formerly known as Twitter” 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hands up if you just held your wrist while turning it to see if you could feel the bones cross