[-] BritishDuffer@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Putt is shorthand for "put and only put".

[-] BritishDuffer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Wait until you hear their position on other cats.

[-] BritishDuffer@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

It turns out parents are allowed to take their children over state lines.

[-] BritishDuffer@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Stop! Or I'll say stop again!

[-] BritishDuffer@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

You had me at gay fox.

[-] BritishDuffer@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago

Oh no, not again.

[-] BritishDuffer@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

Yeah, spez wants to get paid before the whole thing comes crashing down.

[-] BritishDuffer@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

It's a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner city slang, and various grunts.

[-] BritishDuffer@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

What made you want to become a policeman-officer?

[-] BritishDuffer@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

It's certainly not something I would do if I was in the middle of an antitrust lawsuit. Maybe that's why I'm not a billionaire.

[-] BritishDuffer@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

And how long will it take for intelligence agencies to start issuing fake but trusted certificates for surveillance?

[-] BritishDuffer@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Fidelity does this because they invested in Twitter alongside Musk, and as a bank they are required by law to disclose the current value of their assets. They come up with a value of their stake, then the rest of us divide that by the percentage Fidelity owns to get the value of the company.

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