The front top of the hat is even perfectly shaped for your fingers to put it on

An ounce is approximately 28 grams, so you'd probably want more like 56g of wacky tobaccy.

Having savings gives you some time before you have to get something part time to help out with bills. When you're between jobs, it's not vacation time. Your job is too find another job. You should spend the 8 hours or so you would have spent working instead preparing your resume, brushing up on interview skills, searching for and applying to jobs, and responding to emails. Depending on your field there may be some short term contract work available that will help you pay the bills while you look for something permanent. The point is: don't just sit on your butt, get it in gear.

After this do you want me to do you?

When people, often right wingers, say they want free speech what they actually mean is they want freedom from consequences of their speech. The Constitution only protects you from the government preventing your speech.

I'd have to go with the album that's verbal instructions for how to build a two way radio out of a coconut and seaweed.

Dude. Relax.

They just need to bring a rogue to check for traps.

Just got a preview of what dating them would be like. Bullet dodged.

Ignore it. Defederate. Defederate with any instances that chose to federate with it. Keep the fediverse small and independent. It's nice here, let's keep it nice.