BanSwitch2Buyers

joined 1 week ago

And there are weeks where sweeps happen.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

I apologize to any french-canadian women on here. You don't deserve this.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Paid crisis actors.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 59 points 3 days ago (2 children)

China's going to achieve net zero emissions just in time for North American sludge factories to start up due to whatever fucked up re-industrialization plans get pushed out.

Yeah, normies just do the "I don't get that much mail anyway" like they do with all government services

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 45 points 3 days ago

One of the worst attempts at a pun I've ever seen.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

We live in an economy.

This might work. Going to try this.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

And also people would ask why I was carrying a rug around with me, which is harder to answer.

Also was worried people might think I was on my way to dispose a body.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Tried wrapping her in a rug once, Cleopatra-style, but it didn't give her enough light to play on her Game Boy Colour and people kept asking why the rug I was carrying kept talking.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And before any of you cretins try to argue: the difference between a yoga pant and a plugsuit is so great in both form and function that it doesn't even need to be elaborated upon.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Also, are people still doing the "says a lot about you/your internet browsing habits" in response to the fucking awful shit being forced on us via ads, recommendations, etc. on the internet?

'cause that was never true and it seemingly even less than true now.

If "the algorithm" knew me at all it'd be showing me CRTs, women in anime plugsuit outfits, and 45 minute gameplay-centric analyses on games and PAX talks titled "episodes where the Pokemon animé got weird". Instead all I'm getting is "communism is evil" YouTube videos and AliExpress ads for LED lights and women's yoga pants.

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