[-] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 72 points 1 year ago

he keeps tweaking his resume, cutting it from 10 pages to two, then beefing it up to 24.

I’m no expert, but a 24 page resume?! I think I found your problem bud.

[-] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 16 points 1 year ago

I’ve found that getting super animated and having a small prop scroll while physically baaaaaaaaaa-ing in peoples face while shaking the scroll gets them to take it really quick. Also sets a tone for the rest of the one shot!

[-] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 4 points 1 year ago

I got all the “real life” pictures correct, but most of the drawings and paintings were in line with straight guessing.

There are things that stick out as “wrong” on a picture of life, but in a drawing or paining the question is “is this wrong or just what the artist decided to do?”

[-] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 4 points 1 year ago

Slice it up thin and sauté it up with some butter and you got fake lobster!

[-] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 3 points 1 year ago

From 1960 till 2022 the historical inflation rate has been 3.8% per year. If they have a loan for 2.9%, they are inflating away their debt, so the longer it takes to pay, the “cheaper” it gets while they are still getting all the appreciation.

[-] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 5 points 1 year ago

In metric you just look at the first digit:

0x is cold

1x is light jacket

2x is shorts weather

3x is hot

[-] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 3 points 1 year ago

If you can get your hands on “Dole Whip Powder” it’s a great lactose free alternative that you can mix with water and make in a home churn.

[-] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe it needs to happen more.

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is now.

[-] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 6 points 1 year ago

Eventually, yes.

Look at every other tech, given enough time, the price becomes adorable. Considering this is a “generalized” cure to cancer, it’s likely highly profitable to get it to the point where ever body can access it. “Cheap”? No, but “affordable”.

[-] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago

If he flys them in a Dem leaning area he will point out he saw more devices then registered voters so the Dems must be stuffing the box with illegals!

If he flys them in a Republican area he will say that he saw more devices then votes counted so the Dems must be throwing out Republican votes!

Win win! /s

[-] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago

Big money man’s magic 8 ball was right once, but looks like lately the blue goo has drained out of it.

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