Archpawn

But poison is purple. It's acid they'd get it mixed up with.

But you could have just used a shade of red that looks the same. It would be just as safe, and have red health potions.

How common is using Clone to live forever? The spell is cheap enough that even poor people can afford the material components (so long as they don't mind a squalid lifestyle), but I'm guessing there's not enough casters for everyone.

Once you're a high enough level you can cast Plane Shift and visit. Arguably, you can just use Sending. It can contact other planes, but I'm not sure if their soul in the afterlife technically qualifies as the same creature.

I'm not sure if that's a joke? If you have red/green colorblindness, you wouldn't be able to distinguish yellow either. You'd just see blue and not blue.

That's hard fantasy. Soft fantasy can be good too.

But then they're too awesome to use, so you never use them and never find out the enemies can use them against you.

I'd have made the heads go in rainbow order (though there's not enough of them to technically do the pride flag), and maybe give each one of them a different pride flag on their necks. Still cute though.

Then make an Alchemy Jug. I don't need the sheep for an infinite money glitch.

Good to know. I was worried someone didn't sheer their sheep and it was getting really hot under there.

What if you're double gay for unrelated reasons before they cast the spell?

I guess you'd need flight too, so Phantom Steed wouldn't be enough. They probably wouldn't be able to reach a city in time.

Also, it only really works in open areas, so you'd have to avoid any caves.