Isn't he supposed to be running numerous companies, a federal agency, and fathering 14 kids? How does he have time to cosplay as a "chef"? Although realistically, he just pays other people to do all of those things while claiming credit, just like he does with videogames and everything else in his life.
AngrySquirrel
What about Supreme Leader, Dear Leader, or Grand Marshal?
Edit: satire is dead. https://youtube.com/shorts/u4Q1WxlfwiI
All while they insist that it is impossible for them to have anyone returned from there; even if the person was sent there "by mistake " in direct violation of multiple court orders, even if there are court orders to repatriate the person, and even if those orders come from SCOTUS.
It is sadly a common tactic with authoritarian regimes. For example , the Cheka used to torture children with their parents as a way to interrogate and punish the parents.
Here is a video that contains at least part of the interaction described in the article
My mom used to call the house from work at a random time between when my brother and I got home from school and when she left work. If she got a busy signal, she would wait about 15 minutes to half an hour and call back. If she got a busy signal a second time she would assume one of us was on the Internet and we would get in trouble when she got home.
"biden is a stupid smelly poopyhead"
~whitehouse press release
Same, but I have been considering switching to a new use of my free time, especially since video games don't bring me any joy anymore.
I think I will dabble in carpentry...
http://boisdejustice.com/Drawings/1872Plans.JPG