AltMaarri

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[–] AltMaarri@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Could this just be market manipulation again?

Why not. It seems to, amazingly, still work.

I imagine there must be all sorts of market shenanigans going on in the background too. If I remember correctly Iran also said a few weeks back they were aware of US firms manipulating oil futures markets.

[–] AltMaarri@hexbear.net 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The Haifa refinery is still burning. Unconfirmed reports that so are NG processing plants from the UAE's ADNOC at Buhasa and Asab.

I imagine this may be in retaliation after the recent attacks on Iranian energy infrastructure that resulted in blackouts.

[–] AltMaarri@hexbear.net 56 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Good article, outlined by Naked Capitalism, about the modern US forces' military and industrial capabilities and the fact that many of the assets being forcefully and explosively decommissioned by Iran simply cannot be replaced:

America's Military Is Never Coming Back From This

I also really like the tone. A few quotes (the whole article is good, really):

People talk about how Iran is a ‘second-tier military’ but they ain't Iraq and this ain't Desert Storm. This is Desert Shitstorm and Iran is not just a peer military to 'America's', they are demonstrably superior. Just look at the scoreboard, which isn't school massacres but military targets. Behold, then, 'American' airframes burning in the sun while Iran's rockets are safe underground. The White Empire stood astride the Middle East like Colossus, but now they lie there in a wreck, colossal morons.

What I want you to understand is that the US military is never coming back from this. There are no modern replacements for these refuelers and control systems. The NGAS is a render and the E-7 Wedgetail was cancelled. They simply don't make ‘em like they used to anymore. As the meme template goes, “My father is a builder. We were in [Prince Sultan Air Base] I asked him what it would cost to build [an E-3 Sentry] today. I will never forget his answer… ‘We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.’”

The White press keeps saying these planes are worth millions or billions which is missing the point. They cannot make these planes anymore, these assets are effectively priceless.

'America' certainly cannot rebuild their ground-based radar in the Gulf, that's all returned to the rare earths whence it came from. For example, Iran has turned the FPS-132s in Qatar into First-Person-Shooter 404. [...] These radars are never being rebuilt because even if 'America' could (they can't), they would need resources from China (they won't), and permission from Iran (they don't). It is pointless talking about the dollar value of these assets, as the White media does. This is like calculating the dollar value of Mona Lisa after rolling, smoking, and roaching it—Da Vinci is dead, his paint was discontinued lead, and it'll just get lit up again. These radars are never coming back again, and they can't be bought in colonial cash. The only currency in the Strait of Hormuz is yuan, that USD is in the past.

[–] AltMaarri@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This reads like text carefully built in the hope of confusing tweet-analyzing trading algorithms.

[–] AltMaarri@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

I believe this too. We were hearing about a few Chinese tankers going through with Iran's assent long before his mention of this "gift".

[–] AltMaarri@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Dune Syfy-channel miniseries best Dune

Agreed a lot. It has all the warmth the villeneuve ones miss (all his movies are cold and soulless imo, though beautiful decor I guess), the soundtrack is incredible, it doesn't take itself too seriously, and all for what I imagine barely reaches the catering budget of the recent movies. It also gets better and better as it goes on - from cringeworthy moments in the first ones to long stretches of non-stop awesomeness in the Children of Dune ones (with remarkable casting too for these later ones). Really impressive.

[–] AltMaarri@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Ansarallah has announced this week end (article is larger and mainly about Witkoff being stonewalled) that "a zero hour" could be declared soon:

"All options are on the table,” Al-Bukhaiti told RT Arabic. “If we are compelled to use the Bab al Mandeb card, we will use this in a flexible manner by targeting all the countries involved in the aggression against Lebanon and Iran."

They might close al-Mandab, on top of - I imagine - hitting the entity.

You know who I miss, and who'd make the picture complete right now ?

ever-given

Also, talking of Ansarallah, they recently published this absolute banger (though it does include AI imagery).