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Also jail time for everyone involved, a guarantee on accommodations going forward or they lose their license to fly in the US, and a video of the CEO dragging their own ass out of a plane shown live on TV.
Call it "Person woman man camera TV" and have those as the things he draws on the walls.
Treats, Pets, and Scratches? On it, boss!
Relevant story time:
One time, as a warehouse manager, I wanted to get the overnight shift some fruit to snack on during the shift. We had like 100 people there. So I drove to a grocery store at like 11PM and bought pretty much all of their fruit. The cashier was extremely confused. Also, I drove a mini Cooper so it was absolutely packed floor to ceiling with apples, oranges, bananas, and some other stuff.
I didn't want to carry it all in so I drove my car into the building at the start of the shift.
So my hundred or so employees show up to work then see me rolling into the building with a mini Cooper just bursting at the seams with fruit. It was a fun way to start the night for everyone.
Hey you're in luck! For just $99.99/mo* we'll remove those ads.
But we'll still collect way more data than you think and in a couple months we'll raise the price for the True Unlimited* plan
**True Unlimited plan has like, so many ads, because fuck you.
This reminded me of something. If you ordered diapers from Amazon between 2019-2021 and you lived in the Boston area South of the Charles down to Scituate and the sort labels were placed directly over the baby's face... That was me. I was amusing myself.
The herpes of art supplies.
Oh so you're calling me a liar??!
Everyone talking about how wholesome and relatable this is and you're over here with a stick of deodorant making choices.
No, "call me" means "I'm going to say some things to you I don't want to put in writing that could be used against me later."