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[-] TaintPuncher@lemmy.ml 55 points 2 weeks ago
  1. Wait at bus stop for 20 minutes
  2. Light cigarette
  3. Bus will immediately appear
[-] takeda@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Well, you should have lit up your cigarette 20 minutes earlier.

[-] sulgoth@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

That's not how that works, don't be silly.

[-] takeda@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

If it wasn't working, OP would have 20 minutes to smoke his cigarette, but if it was, he would get his bus immediately.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

good guy bus, protecting everyone around you from your disgusting shit

[-] essell@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

"Honk honk bitches" just got me kicked out of the library

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Beep beep mother fuckers

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 weeks ago

City buses don't like to be lonely, that's why they travel in groups, especially if they are serving the same route.

[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Long ago, busses traveled so closely in groups that there were mechanical linkages between each bus

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

But then, everything changed when the cars attacked

[-] dch82@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Only the double-decker mastered all four routes

[-] Hellstormy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Also you could base a true random number generator on the bus timings.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

Hmm. I’ve noticed the bus comes to this place every day at 7:13 am. That means if I also come here at 7:13 am, I will catch the bus!

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago
[-] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Do not cite the deep magic to me, Bus. I was there when it was written.

[-] Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

My rule of thumb for where I live, is that the bus can arrive in a range of -25% of route frequency to +100% of route frequency. Any longer and there is a 50% chance that the bus may never appeare.

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2024
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