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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

If they slap you fast enough it Megahertz

[–] this@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At any frequency actually, but more slaps per second equal more Hertz.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 years ago

Also more slaps delivered at a lower rate too. Basically just more slaps will do it.

Unless... does anyone want to test this empirically and let us all know the results of your experiment? :-P

[–] neo@lemy.lol 8 points 2 years ago

This post can't be serious! It should be marked with 1/s

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I prefer random, high intensity burst slaps

[–] wischi@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A Dirac impulse slap would only hurt once

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

But what's the Fourier transform of a delta function?

...that's right. It's all of the Hertz.

[–] Lotarion@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Guess I'm taking 2d4 psychic damage today

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Answer: Groucho Marx

Question: What do you get when someone beats you with a Groucho.