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Reminds me of the little dance you do, when an old lady asks you to help her lift something, and you're like "sure can do" and then she's like "it's heavy, though" and then you're like "can't be that heavy" and then you go to lift it and you notice that it actually is kind of heavy, but she's looking at you, so now you gotta deadlift it to make it look really easy, and internally you're screaming, but you do manage to lift it and she'll say "thank you so much" and you'll respond "no problem at all" and then you'll smile to hide the pain, and to be honest, I'm not sure how to end this sentence now, so I'll jus

A light year contains 40% fewer calories than a regular year.

Badum tiss

A lot of sailors died that night.

This joke would've been 100x funnier if there was no text in the last panel

I love sending these really stupid memes to my girlfriend. I think she thinks I have brain rot. Please share more if you have them!

After the first panel I thought it was going to be a 4th wall joke about perspective in 2D

Groanin here

oh no

Could be. They moved Hatteras lighthouse, the tallest in the US, more than a half mile in 1999.