Calculate a fucking tip

Walk more than 20 meters at a time.

Order a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks while wearing ugg boots

Skate backwards. I am really good going forwards, carving, hockey stops, but try to go backwards and I'm an unsteady infant.

Brushing my teeth too close after eating. If I do it, I will throw up.

Initiate conversation with no pretext

Figure out when a kettle of piratoes is ready. I can cook a lot of stuff, but when boiling potatoes I always need my GF to check if they're ready.

Edit: potatoes. No fucking idea what happened with my spelling

At times, I still miscount.

I should think for a few seconds before talking about right or left directions. I sometimes make mistake when I say it without hesitation!

Anything physical. Running is out of the question, I would collapse the moment I tried. I can actually climb decently, but due to susceptibility of failing, I don't. Can't swim, even if I can make it look like I can for a moment. I'm not a flying monkey so I can't fly. And the only dance I can do is the fortnite dance.

Don't you all count your knuckles for that?

Math