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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this what they mean when they say close the borders?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Watch your hands.

[–] thechadwick@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

If it fits, I clicks.

Cat logic approved.

[–] Tagger@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That explains so much about population distribution re: political leaning. I always wondered why it was just the outside bits..

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 7 points 2 years ago

Just the places where large groups of people want to be.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Canada and Mexico are along for the ride whether they like it or not.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

So, like every day.

[–] oyfrog@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When you carry it around, do you carry it fold up or fold down? Or carry it flat? If so, West Coast up or east coast up?

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 years ago

Fold down so all the cows don't fall out of the Midwest.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everyone in San Francisco dies by falling to their deaths into Charlotte. Everyone in Charlotte dies from falling people, vehicles, and general debris.

An earthquake hits SF, breaking the latch and snapping the USA violently back into place.

Canada and Mexico say "knock it off, asshole"

[–] vegantomato@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Life finds a way back once it's unfolded?

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Is this the new galaxy fold?

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I'm gonna look up and see San Fran like inception.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Conveniently, there are many places one can stand in San Francisco where it actually looks like Inception.

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Why high rise has to look like a cheese grater?

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The Appalachians would be just a little bump I scale.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] bmsok@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Fold the map down south and Michigan could give Florida an epic handjob. We have such wonderful geography here.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The whole Pacific Rim can do this too with the Shanghai World Financial Center.