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Haven't dated since Chapo subreddit got banned (related circumstances) and haven't been keeping up with the social dogma anymore.

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[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 100 points 1 year ago

My girlfriend of 6 months asked “what’s Hexbear” and I immediately changed the subject

[-] usa_suxxx@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Lie, lie, lie and if they catch you, lie some more. I never met this hexbear. Never

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[-] Lerios@hexbear.net 98 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

none. you don't need a date first to tell people about hexbear. the fact that you're not just shouting about us on street corners is revisionary

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

Instead of a scarlet letter I just wear a sandwich board that says "i use hexbear" and ring a bell. Accomplishes the same thing.

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Sandwich board with a giant PPB on it

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

I changed my name to Hexbear so I'd have an excuse to bring it up to everyone I ever meet, anyone who hasn't done this is a LIB

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Mine is still Chapo Dot Chat, unfortunately

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

"Chapo? Like the drug dealer?"

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[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 82 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

was waiting until my tenth wedding anniversary but I've put it off until the twentieth

[-] Trudge@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 1 year ago

Wise bear. They might just be deep undercover.

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago

I don't use my name on tinder, I use my fucking Hexbear handle and PFP

[-] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, I didn't commit to the bit that hard. I am an inferior poster

[-] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's better this way. If the account existed, I would have assumed you and Biggs were feds

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[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 72 points 1 year ago

i told my partner about it a few months ago and now they bully me for being terminally online so proceed with caution

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago

Twist ending, your partner is also on Hexbear but they know not to tell anyone

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

And they're bullying you here too.

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[-] edge@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago

If you aren’t bringing up Hexbear struggle sessions on the first date, you’re a :LIB:

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago

Okay so about a year ago now, maybe like 8 months, this one user made a post about why you shouldn't disturb rocks in rivers and creekbeds because it's bad for small animals that rely on them to spawn and it got out of control into this wild struggle session about fucking rocks. It was funnier than the Dave Saga. Oh, who's Dave? Shit, I guess I never told you about him, so anyway this user called Shitbird; He types like a bird on the computer covered in shit, it's great, anyway, he had this shitty job one day

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[-] Finger@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[-] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago

Hexbear posters disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible elimination of all existing outdoor cats.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago

Get it out there immediately. It's in my tinder profile. I quiz my date on hexbear struggle sessions by text while traveling to the location of the date. If they fail then I just go home and get back to posting. Not gonna waste my time on LIBs screm-cool

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

volcel-judge this would not be a problem if you were true to your oath

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

I would never date someone who would like using this website. The people here, myself included, are insufferable enough without me waking up next to one so they can shout slogans at me and pretend to have read things.

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was yelling "State and Revolution" while having sex with my wife and she kicked me out of bed for thinking it was a slogan and not knowing it was a book. Now she's spending a lot of time at her boyfriend's house.

kitty-birthday-sad

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[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't even tell my communist friends about Hexbear and one of them has taught me about transmaxxers and /tttt/

That's right, I consider Hexbear to be more taboo than transmaxxers and /tttt/ even to other communists

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

come on, gotta get those transgenders addicted to bear juice

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[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

If you're a Hexbear user, you have to let them know on the first date and definitely before doing anything physical with them or else you're tricking them

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Really depends on their political leanings and how online they are. The person I'm interested in has complained about tankies a couple times so if I ever reference something from here it's "This message board I use sometimes."

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

"This message board I use sometimes."

Imagine reddit but without the fascists.

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago

reddit but without the fascists.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

During orgasm it is customary to shout "Hexbear!"

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[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

I hope you're not thinking about violating your volcel pledge

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

The comments on this post is filled with cowardly libs, anytime I meet a new person I open with "Hello my name is Ram_The_Manparts and I'm a proud user of hexbear.net" because I keep. It. Real.

Do better!

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[-] HighOnCopium@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

You have to be upfront about it to give them the chance to make an informed choice about what risks they are and are not comfortable taking. If you wait too long to tell your partner that you’re a Hexbear user, it could feel like a betrayal.

[-] Nagarjuna@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

You don't tell them, they find out and you apologize but then don't change your behavior

[-] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My friend works for Vanity Fair and she had to pass on my ChapoMod tell-all expose. Don't see her much anymore for some reason.

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 1 year ago

Like bring up Hexbear unprompted? Do you think they would like Hexbear?

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

I'm dating an actual communist and I still haven't told him that I spend hours out of my day on a reddit clone for former fans of a soc-dem howard stern ripoff.

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

I actually use Hexbear as a dating app and only date people from Hexbear so they already know

[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

They already know fedposting

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