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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

But if you do it at least you had sex.

[-] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago
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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 month ago
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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago
[-] fiercekitten@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

**limit one per virgin.

[-] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

Hang in there. They both lose pretty much any insult value in after one is out of their teens

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 month ago

In and of themselves? Yes. But, I think anything can still be offensive if they hurl it at you the right way. Though the offense taken is the feeling of disrespect and knowing their intent, more than the word. If someone called me a bed sheet in the right tone, I'd still be upset. lol

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago
[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

That's like 10% racist and I don't know how to explain why

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why would I care what a pinecone fondler has to say about it?

Quick edit: I'm gonna have to stop because I'll accidentally come up with a hurtful one and then I'll feel terrible.

[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Thanks for stopping lantern fiddler.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I absolutely love that people around here have a sense of humor. I needed some silly bullshit after the past few days.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

In case no one told you, you've wandered into "silly bullshit central" on the internet. Welcome, have a beer, find a comfy chair!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe it's because I've been married for decades and I have a kid, but I cannot imagine any situation in which I would find someone calling me a virgin to be offensive. Just very, very odd.

[-] fiercekitten@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Only fuckers use virgin as an insult.

[-] Huschke@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Does that also mean that only virgins use fucker as a insult?

[-] Mastengwe@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

Outside of high school, who thinks being a virgin is an insult?

[-] Leg@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The Tate boys. Or, dudes who peaked in highschool.

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's so sad.

[-] Kedly@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

Fuck has many meanings, "That fucking virgin" is an acceptable sentence to make that wouldn't be considered a contradiction

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

"That virgin's fucking" is also an acceptable sentence that wouldn't be considered a contradiction. But only once.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 month ago

If they're mid first fuck, are they still virgins until they finish? 🤔

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

No, despite what many Mormons tell themselves.

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I've always been amused at the idiots who hit on a girl, get rejected, and then call the woman a whore for not sleeping with them.

[-] VulKendov@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago

"Fucker" is the same as "motherfucker," it just has an implied "mother"

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Fuck virgins

[-] OkGo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I’m quite comfortable being damned, I’ll be with all my friends :)

[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Mark that NSFW dude.

this post was submitted on 19 May 2024
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